Comical Coffee Glossary

  • Americano: espresso for light weights, aka watered down!

  • Barista: makes coffee
  • Fair Trade: coffee for money come on can’t get fairer than that!
  • Latte: in Italy its milk

  • Red Eye: a must after an overnight flight, brewed coffee with espresso
  • Green Beans: a vegetable
  • Crema: not the artificial stuff you add
  • Clover: for luck actually a high tech single serve coffee maker

  • Burnt: what you don’t want
  • Bean Juice: coffee

“Comical Coffee Glossary”
courtesy of
your online coffee bean store;
Gourmet Coffee Beans

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